> > > > For those of you who are undecided on what to wear > > this Halloween... > > > > > > > > > > > There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg > > > > > > > who gets invited to a Halloween party. He > > doesn't > > > > > > > know what costume to wear to hide his head and > > his > > > > > > > leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to > > explain > > > > > > > the problem. A few days later he receives a > > parcel > > > > > > > with a note. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's > > outfit. > > > > > > > The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald > > head and, > > > > > > > with your wooden leg, you will be just right as > > a pirate". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man thinks this is terrible because they > > have > > > > > > > just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes > > a > > > > > > > letter of complaint. A week passes and he > > receives > > > > > > > another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear > > Sir, > > > > > > > please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long > > robe will > > > > > > > cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, > > you > > > > > > > will really look the part". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now the man is really annoyed since they have > > gone > > > > > > > from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing > > his > > > > > > > bald head and he writes the company another > > nasty > > > > > > > letter of complaint. The next day he receives a > > > > > > > small parcel and a note which reads: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of > > molasses. > > > > > > > Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick > > your > > > > > > > wooden leg up your ass and go as a Caramel > > apple!" When i bee-um, the toilets clog with my poop -------------------------------------------- When I don't take Beano I can't stop farting ------------------------------------------------------------ Visit the world's greatest site at http://www.farts.com and listen to the fart of the day. Also, get your very own farts.com E-mail account. FREE!!!!! =========================================================================== To unsubscribe: mailto [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body: "signoff JSP-INTEREST". FAQs on JSP can be found at: http://java.sun.com/products/jsp/faq.html http://www.esperanto.org.nz/jsp/jspfaq.html
