> >  >  >  For those of you who are undecided on what to wear
> > this Halloween...
> >  >  >
> >  >  > > > >  There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg
> >  >  > > > >  who gets invited to a Halloween party. He
> > doesn't
> >  >  > > > >  know what costume to wear to hide his head and
> > his
> >  >  > > > >  leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to
> > explain
> >  >  > > > >  the problem. A few days later he receives a
> > parcel
> >  >  > > > >  with a note.
> >  >  > > > >
> >  >  > > > >  "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's
> > outfit.
> >  >  > > > >  The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
> > head and,
> >  >  > > > >  with your wooden leg, you will be just right as
> > a pirate".
> >  >  > > > >
> >  >  > > > >  The man thinks this is terrible because they
> > have
> >  >  > > > >  just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes
> > a
> >  >  > > > >  letter of complaint.  A week passes and he
> > receives
> >  >  > > > >  another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear
> > Sir,
> >  >  > > > >  please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long
> > robe will
> >  >  > > > >  cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head,
> > you
> >  >  > > > >  will really look the part".
> >  >  > > > >
> >  >  > > > >  Now the man is really annoyed since they have
> > gone
> >  >  > > > >  from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing
> > his
> >  >  > > > >  bald head and he writes the company another
> > nasty
> >  >  > > > >  letter of complaint.  The next day he receives a
> >  >  > > > >  small parcel and a note which reads:
> >  >  > > > >
> >  >  > > > >  "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of
> > molasses.
> >  >  > > > >  Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick
> > your
> >  >  > > > >  wooden leg up your ass and go as a Caramel
> > apple!"





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