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[Andrew Hilly]

Pakistan.java

        package napak;

        import afganistan.terrorists.*;
        import sudan.terrorists.*;
        import lybia.terrorists.*;
        import saudi.money.*;
        import kuwait.money.*;
        import pakistan.problems.*;
        import pok.goat.*;

        public class Pakistan extends APerfectShit
       {
        public Pakistan()
       {
        this("Why Pakistan sucks big time????");
       }

        public Pakistan(String message)
       {
        super(message);
        dailyWork();
       }

       private Object dailyWork() //commented by
Mushraff.
        signature changed.
        private void dailyWork()
       {
        Vector problems = getCurrentProblems();
        problems.trimToSize();
        if(problems.size()   1 million)
       {
       //Note by administrator : Please fine tune this
method
       //for performance issues. There is high
possibility that
       //we have to extensively use this method in
very near future.

        createPoolOfMujahideens();
        return;
       }

        for(int ctr = 0; ctr < problems.size(); ctr++)
       {
        Problem p = (Problem)problems.elementAt(ctr);

        if(p instanceof InternalProblem)
       {
        blameItOnIndia();
       }
        else if(p instanceof ImpossibleProblem)
       {
        Mujahideen m = new Mujahideen();
        m.start();
       }
        else
        scheduleProblemForTomorrow();
       }

        return;
       }

        public static void main(String args[])
       {
        Pakistan ourLastHope = new Pakistan();
       }
       }

        class Mujahideen extends Thread implements
Terrorists
       {
        private Goat myGoat = new TightHoleGoat();
        private boolean rulersScrewPakistan = true;

        public Mujahideen()
       {
       }

        public void run()
       {
        while(rulersScrewPakistan)
       {
        killInocentPeople();
         f#@&kGoats <mailto:f#@&kGoats();
       //Note from Mushraff : I commented following
line. Who will do
       //our job if we don't do it. Bug 9876543210
solved.
       //rulersScrewPakistan = false;
       }
       }

       //implementation of methods from Terrorists
interface.
        public void takeOrdersFromMentor()
       {
       //Note from ISI chief : We must tighten our
hold on these ********.
       //One was found to be saying that "What this
piece of **** will
       //order us?? They can't control their own
country how the hell
       //will they control us?? Lets use them for
taking wepaons and
       //money and then dump them."
      }
      }







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