Andrew Hill,
Seems you have been shagged big time by Pakistan. lol
shuaib
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andrew Hilly" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2001 6:19 AM
Subject: offtopic
> Pakistan.java
>
> package napak;
>
> import afganistan.terrorists.*;
> import sudan.terrorists.*;
> import lybia.terrorists.*;
> import saudi.money.*;
> import kuwait.money.*;
> import pakistan.problems.*;
> import pok.goat.*;
>
> public class Pakistan extends APerfectShit
> {
> public Pakistan()
> {
> this("Why Pakistan sucks big time????");
> }
>
> public Pakistan(String message)
> {
> super(message);
> dailyWork();
> }
>
> private Object dailyWork() //commented by
> Mushraff.
> signature changed.
> private void dailyWork()
> {
> Vector problems = getCurrentProblems();
> problems.trimToSize();
> if(problems.size() 1 million)
> {
> //Note by administrator : Please fine tune this
> method
> //for performance issues. There is high
> possibility that
> //we have to extensively use this method in
> very near future.
>
> createPoolOfMujahideens();
> return;
> }
>
> for(int ctr = 0; ctr < problems.size(); ctr++)
> {
> Problem p = (Problem)problems.elementAt(ctr);
>
> if(p instanceof InternalProblem)
> {
> blameItOnIndia();
> }
> else if(p instanceof ImpossibleProblem)
> {
> Mujahideen m = new Mujahideen();
> m.start();
> }
> else
> scheduleProblemForTomorrow();
> }
>
> return;
> }
>
> public static void main(String args[])
> {
> Pakistan ourLastHope = new Pakistan();
> }
> }
>
> class Mujahideen extends Thread implements
> Terrorists
> {
> private Goat myGoat = new TightHoleGoat();
> private boolean rulersScrewPakistan = true;
>
> public Mujahideen()
> {
> }
>
> public void run()
> {
> while(rulersScrewPakistan)
> {
> killInocentPeople();
> f#@&kGoats <mailto:f#@&kGoats();
> //Note from Mushraff : I commented following
> line. Who will do
> //our job if we don't do it. Bug 9876543210
> solved.
> //rulersScrewPakistan = false;
> }
> }
>
> //implementation of methods from Terrorists
> interface.
> public void takeOrdersFromMentor()
> {
> //Note from ISI chief : We must tighten our
> hold on these ********.
> //One was found to be saying that "What this
> piece of **** will
> //order us?? They can't control their own
> country how the hell
> //will they control us?? Lets use them for
> taking wepaons and
> //money and then dump them."
> }
> }
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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