We have a simple plan for world domination. The first step is assembling the largest juggling club in Mid Atlantic States, the bigger the better. To that end we need everyone to please sign up for the Bridge if you have an Andrew ID. The more people we have signed up on the Bridge the easier it is to get space, funding for the club and yes, world domination. So please take a minute from learning to be Masters of the Universe to sign up for the Bridge. You can just click on the link bellow and give the website your Andrew ID. This will also sign you up for the contest.
The Bridge : https://thebridge.cmu.edu/organization/masters-of-flying-objects We are going to give away two sets of Official Carnegie Tartan Juggling Balls. They are so rare and valuable that you can only get them from clowns. They do not have them in the CMU Store. Believe it or not there are no actual clowns that work for CMU. Only clowns of Scottish Decent know the secret of making juggling balls with tartan. It is a long sad tale involving eating the inedible parts of a sheep and keeping a small knife in your sock, but I digress. So once again please help us on our path to World Domination. All you need to do is sign up on the Bridge for the Masters of Flying Object. That and eat chocolate ship cookies. The second step in our world domination plan is creating the perfect vegan chocolate chip cookie. I thank you for you efforts in our quest to take over the world. SR Gailey Secretary of the CMU Juggling Club and warrior against the silent menace than can be trapped in an invisible box.
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