On Wednesday 04 May 2005 14:46, Michael O'Keefe wrote:
> >>Hey that's cool, maybe we should start our own LUG up there.  I live in
> >> the area also, by the airport also.  In the SCGA accross the street from
> >> the airpot to be exact.
> >
> > Can we hold the meetings at Killarneys Pub on 79/S Friday nights?
>
> Ooooh... a splinter group (splitters !)
> I feel like the SDCS and SDMUG !

Ahem:  a shameless rip in one act- I give you: "The Life of Linux..."

Newbie:
Are you the Killarneys Pub Linux Users Group?

Joshua Penix:
Fuck Off!

Newbie:
What?

Joshua Penix:
Killarneys Pub Linux Users Group! We're the Kernel Panic Linux Users Group!
Killarneys Pub Linux Users Group, GOD!

Stewart Stremler:
Blighters...

Newbie:
Can I...join your group?

Joshua Penix:
No, piss off!

Newbie:
I didn't want to use this stufff, it's only a job! I hate Windows as much as 
anybody!

All in KPLUG except Newbie:
Ssch! Ssch! Ssch! Ssch! Ssch!

Newbie:
Oh.

Lan Barnes:
Are you sure?

Newbie:
Oh, dead sure. I hate Windows already.

Joshua Penix:
Listen! If you wanted to join KPLUG, you'd have to have really 
hate Windows.

Newbie:
I do!

Joshua Penix:
Oh, yeah, how much?

Newbie:
A lot!

Joshua Penix:
Right, you're in. Listen, the only thing we hate more than Windows, are the 
fucking Killarneys Pub Linux Users Group.

All in KPLUG except Newbie:
Yeah

Michael O'Keefe:
Splitters!

Tracy Reed:
And the Kitsap Peninsula Linux Users Group!

All in KPLUG except Newbie:
Yeah! Splitters!

Michael J. McCafferty:
And the Kernel Panic Linux Users Group!

All in KPLUG except Newbie:
Yeah! Splitters!

Joshua Penix:
What?

Michael J. McCafferty:
Kernel Panic Linux Users Group. Splitters!

Joshua Penix:
We are the Kernel Panic Linux Users Group!

Michael J. McCafferty:
Oh. I thought we were the Killarneys Pub.

Joshua Penix:
Kernel Panic! God...



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