> Ok...I'll play the what is it game...not space hardware because of the
> slotted holes...my guess is washing machine.

Oh it's space hardware alright.  I'm pretty sure it was destined to be a 
part of a Shuttle Spacelab rack or an MPESS (Mission Peculiar Equipment 
Support Structure) for the Shuttle's main bay.  I was hired on the Payload 
Mission Integration Contract, and those were the two big projects of the 
day.  Indeed, Spacelab was two walls of racks of experiments that we 
integrated into the Shuttle, and we designed and built some experiments as 
well.  That "hunk of metal" (Larry Flesner called it an "anvil") was either 
a reject or part of a "mass simulator", used for vibration tests on a shaker 
table.  I've had it around for 15 years....it's just too gorgeous to 
recycle...sitting on a bookshelf.  The slots are not uncommon either. 
Because of the size of the rack assemblies and the tolerance stackup of 
"stick built" racks, the experiment panels often had only one round hole, 
with the other corners being slotted.  See 
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/19800002032.pdf if 
you've got a couple of hours to kill looking at Spacelab racks, and you'll 
see examples.

In fact, the temperature extremes in the cargo bay when the doors are open 
"on orbit" make the racks grow in length to the extent that the astronauts 
have to loosen all the bolts in the slotted holes so the assembly could 
slide around without damaging itself.  It's a six hour job that has to be 
accomplished before the bay doors can be opened, and then another 8 hours to 
retorque them all at mission's end.  Few people realize the effort involved 
with that.

Y'all do believe me don't you?  Would I lie to you?  OK, maybe on the bolt 
loosening thing.  It was too easy...

I've been waiting to spring that flap hinge one for almost a year!  And I 
had to lay low for a few years so people would forget about the plane 
burning to the ground.  That was probably 15 years ago, because it doesn't 
even show up in the archive.  It was a doozy though!  Quite the tale.

I haven't mounted (or even built) the belly flap yet, but my real "hinge 
bracket" is actually a piece of 5/8" square spruce epoxied between the 
bottom of the aft spar and the bottom skin, and the aluminum piano hinge 
will be screwed into that with about ten number six wood screws that have 
been "T-88'd" into their holes to reinforce the surrounding wood and prevent 
loosening.  I figure between the spruce and all the epoxy, that will weigh 
about four ounces total. I may fly it before I fabricate and install the 
belly board though, just to see if there's a speed penalty.  There shouldn't 
be, if properly faired in, but I'm really itching to get it back in the air. 
I just filled the engine with oil, and startup is coming soon.

More later on saving weight, but suffice it to say, I've seen a lot of heavy 
stuff on KRs over the years that had no business being there.  Just realize 
that there have been no in-flight structural failures in KR history, so it's 
not something you need to add more weight to prevent.

Happy April 1st...

Mark Langford
ML at N56ML.com
website at http://www.N56ML.com
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