============================================================ Sponsor a child today through Children International. Give a desperately poor child hope for a brighter future. For only $15 a month you can make a difference! http://click.topica.com/caaaslNb1dhlqb2pVMza/ChildrenInternational ============================================================
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ====> LABLaughsClean =====> http://www.LABLaughs.com ======> Another F-R-E-E mailing from LABLaughs.com ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> FREE games, FREE horoscopes, FREE email, FREE stock quotes, FREE news and more! Get it all, plus chances to win up to $25 MILLION! Click here to visit iWon.com! http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/69539/201252/201252 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/69539/201252/201252";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- INTRODUCTION Cool Blessings! It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- QUICK JOKE What would you expect to happen to a man who swallowed a frog? He is likely to croak. ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- CARTOON TIME JOGGING.... http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20020825 <a href="http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20020825";> AOL users click here </a> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Professional Electronics Design at a Hobbyist Price If you are interested in electronics, but not in paying $5,000 or more for a Professional EDA-CAD package, check out our NC license with a 90% discount. Evaluation copy is available for download. http://www.visionics.a.se <a href="http://www.visionics.a.se";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- COUNTRY POLITICS..... A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie." ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Become DEBT FREE in no time at all! REDUCE your monthly payments with the help of this non-profit service TODAY! Turn all of your current headaches into ONE LOW monthly payment. No obligation, CLICK HERE to LEARN more about this FREE service today http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/50054/201252/201252 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/50054/201252/201252";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- PRIESTLY DUTIES..... One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?'' ''No, I guess not,'' says God. The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?'' To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?'' ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> 12 CDs for FREE (plus shipping and processing)! What are you waiting for? This great deal alone should be music to your ears. With so many titles to choose from, you�re bound to find some essential titles you just can't live without! Click for more details. http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/69324/201252/201252 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/69324/201252/201252";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- AM I BULGY PROTRUDY? This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease that will require him to take this medication for several months to clear up the disease, however the medication will make his hair fall out permanently. Several months later the guy's eyes are still bulging and his ears are still protruding - more so now that his hair is gone. Determined to find out what is wrong with him he goes to another doctor who tells him that the nerves in his hands are pinching the nerve endings in his ears and his eyes and the only way to resolve the problem is to have his hands amputated. Sadly, the guy lets his hands be amputated. On a follow-up visit to this doctor the doctor informs him that while they were doing the surgery on his hands, they found that the man has a terminal cancer and that he only has months to live. The guy is hysterical at this point and resolves that if he only has months to live he is going to live it up. So he goes out to buy a brand new sports car, new furniture,and a new wardrobe. However, when he went to order some custom shirts, the tailor told him he took a 17-inch neck. "No, I've always taken a 15-inch neck." "But sir, you have a 17-inch neck." "Listen - I'm 45 years old, and for the past 30 years I've taken a 15-inch neck." "Okay, I'll do it. But you do know what happens when the neck is too small?" "What?" "It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude." ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> Put your child�s detective skills to work with the SCOOBY-DOO! AND YOU MYSTERY CLUB. Get 4 FREE GIFTS featuring that best-selling pooch and his pals! http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/37174/201252/201252 <a href="http://psstt.com/1/c/22998/37174/201252/201252";> AOL users click here </a> <><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR' <><><><><><><><> ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Advertising Info: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- We claim no copyrights to the material in our mailing lists, if you do Forward it then please leave it intact. If you wish to reproduce material, then permission is granted, a link and credit would be nice but is in no way required. ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- Please feel free to send us any feedback or comments about this, or any other LABLaughs Service. We aim to please. Just send mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] and we'll try to please you! Don't forget to visit our site at http://www.LABLaughs.com ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- If you've got a Canon or Epson printer and need new ink... Visit http://www.LABLaughs.com/offers/mrinkman.htm If you're a website owner and you need a new host... Visit http://www.YourLastHost.com If you're looking for a banner exchange... Visit http://www.LABLaughs.com/banners.htm . ============================================================ Finally, a no-hype, step-by-step Guide to Making a Living from the Internet... The creator of this web-based guide earns six figures a year from his basement. Come discover exactly how you can make YOUR living online. http://click.topica.com/caaat5Vb1dhlqb2pVMzf/Bizweb2000 ============================================================ ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhlq.b2pVMz Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
