>The following are different answers given by school-age children to the >given question: > >Why did God make mothers? >1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. >2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people. >3.-Mostly to clean the house. >4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born. > >How did God make mothers? >1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. >2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. >3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger >parts. > >Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? >1.- We're related. >2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me > >What ingredients are mothers made of? >1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice >in the world and one dab of mean. >2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use >string. I think. > >What kind of little girl was your mom? >1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. >2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty >bossy. >3.- They say she used to be nice. > >How did your mom meet your dad? >1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting. > >What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? >1.- His last name. >2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get >drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to >drugs and YES to chores. > >Why did your mom marry your dad? >1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a >lot. >2.- She got too old to do anything else with him. >3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. > >What makes a real woman? >1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy. > >Who's the boss at your house? >1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a >goofball. >2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the >bed. >3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. > >What's the difference between moms and dads? >1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at >work. >2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. >3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power >'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your >friend's. > >What does your mom do in her spare time? >1.- Mothers don't do spare time. >2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. > >What's the difference between moms and grandmas? >1.- About 30 years. >2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms >don't even have bread on them! > >Describe the world's greatest mom? >1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream! >2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts! >3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself. > >Is anything about your mom perfect? >1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist. >2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.> >3.- Just her children > >What would it take to make your mom perfect? >1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of >plastic surgery. >2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue. > >If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? >1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get >rid of that. > > Jean in a very hot and humid Poole even at nearly 11 pm
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