I didn't write them; I'm forwarding them from 'my source' -
and signing off ahead of the game. Bev in Sooke, BC (etc.)
I was thinking about how the status symbol of today is those pagers
that everyone has clipped on their belts. I can't afford one so I'm
wearing my garage door opener.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans!
I have that dreaded furniture disease....that's when your chest
is falling into your drawers!
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say,
"Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I'd like to say, "No, it's for
company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified
in case of an emergency. I think you should write... A Good Doctor!
I wonder why there's always the question "Tip?" on my restaurant tabs.
If they really wanted to know what horse to back they should ask someone
else for advice!
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