Baseball hats worn backward as a sign of youthful rebellion have persisted generation after generation because a baseball cap exists for the sole purpose of suspending a visor over the eyes. Turning it backward removes all possible purpose, and makes it plain that it's being worn only for its decorative value. Imagine the consternation of a "hoodie" who sees every little old lady on the block dressed exactly like him whenever the temperature plummets!
It is the duty of every adult to deride backward hats at every opportunity, mock the young boys, and assert that such foolishness is a sure sign that they are on the road to perdition. If you don't, the poor lads will be forced to get tattoos or pierce their tongues. If even this doesn't get your attention, they'll wear something really nasty -- sticks of dynamite, maybe even high heels. -- Joy Beeson [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://home.earthlink.net/~joybeeson/ http://home.earthlink.net/~beeson_n3f/ west of Fort Wayne, Indiana, U.S.A. where the crick is still up, but the ducks on the front lawn are *walking*. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
