>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and >help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how >to get it started." > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's >a tiger." > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets >him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over >the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the >box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we >do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into >anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, >"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, > >and then....." he sighed, "now let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in >the box."
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