> From: "Clay Blackwell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > 14. "God must love stupid people, he made so MANY of them."
I've also heard "God must love calories, he made so many of them". Winslow Bobbins do a bobbin with that inscribed on it. > 22. "That's it! I'm calling Nana!" (seen on an 8-year old). Similarly, "Mummy won't, Daddy might, Grandma will." When my niece was younger, if she was out shopping with her father and he wouldn't buy her something, she'd grab his mobile phone and call her mother to ask for a second opinion. > 24. "Procrastinate..... now." I now use lace-making as my main procrastination tool. If I have anything I need to do, I sit down at my pillow instead. Works a treat! > 35. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!" I really love this one! My sister uses a wheelchair, and I get very cross when I see able-bodied morons parking in Disabled Parking Spaces. I've been meaning to type up something pithy I could slip under the windscreen wipers of these idiots pointing out the stupidity of what they're doing. This would be perfect! Regards, Annette in London, where we're all agog to see how much of central London we Brits will be allowed to use next week. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
