Finally I have a joke to contribute. Anything to keep away from doing my office work. I hope everyone had a great start to the new year.
Lynn Scott in Wollongong, where we have enough rain to stop us "pegging out the wash", but not enough to reduce fire hazzards - so far so good, at least it was quiet for the firemen this year. >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over here and help >me, I >have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it >started." >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The >blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her >boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. >She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over >the >table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then >turns >to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to >be >able to assemble any of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." >He >takes her hand andsays, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice >cup >of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes >back >in the box." > > To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
