Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's
test results.
The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been
a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's
samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as
well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly,
it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.
"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive
tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Jean in Poole
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