Jill was out at a singles bar and was approached by a well known Casanova.
"How about us spending a romantic weekend in a nice quiet hotel?" he whispered in Jill's ear. "I'm afraid," Jill said, "That my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes you from such erotic confrontation." "I don't get it," he said. "Right!! " Jill replied. ...................... Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn...... Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police ............................... News is coming in of a group of sticky-fingered thieves who apparently get a buzz out of breaking into a bee-keeper's yard and stealing the honey. Police are organizing a sting operation to catch them as they make a bee-line for their next target. It is hoped they will learn to behive themselves, or else they'll end up spending a night in the cells. .............................. Did you know that people tend to tell worse puns as they get older? That's why we call them groan-ups. Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
