From: R.P.
A young man bought his beautiful blonde wife a cell phone for their first
wedding anniversary. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of
its features. She was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new
phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said,
"how do you like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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