You know, I've got a better idea... How about refrigerators with mirrors on the outside so you can see how fat you are before you open the door?
.................................. Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own. .............................. THE EIGHT LEVELS OF JOY! -Your metabolism changes so that you can lose weight eating chocolate. -You realize that your kid's report card was really a bad dream. -Your computer actually crashes when the technician is there. -You bought Amazon.com 2 years ago -- and sold it. -Steven Speilberg calls your boss looking for you. -You haven't put on weight -- your clothes shrank. -Your child calls from college just to say hi. -The IRS loses your name. ....................................... A client recently brought her two cats in to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small- framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as I put each on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her. "That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat." .................................. BUZZWORDS for 2K's MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property, and no regrets. ....HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
