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> > INSTALLING HUSBAND V1.0 > > > > Dear Tech Support, > > > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a > > distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the > > flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under > > Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable > > programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then > > installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs > > 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply > > crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these > > problems, but to no avail. What can I do? > > > > Signed, > > Desperate > > > > > > > > Dear Desperate: > > > > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, > > while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: > > "http\\www.IThoughtYouLovedMe.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and > > don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. > > > > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then > > automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But > > remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to > > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is > > a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. > > > > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in > > the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system > > resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 > > program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > > > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited > > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider > > buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We > > recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. > > > > Good Luck, > > Tech Support To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
