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Peter

> > INSTALLING HUSBAND V1.0
> >
> > Dear Tech Support,
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> > distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
> > flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
> > Boyfriend 5.0.  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
> > programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
> > installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs
> > 4.1.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> > crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> > problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
> >
> > Signed,
> > Desperate
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Desperate:
> >
> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
> > while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.  Please enter the command:
> > "http\\www.IThoughtYouLovedMe.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
> > don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
> >
> > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> > automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.  But
> > remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.  Beer 6.1 is
> > a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
> >
> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
> > the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
> > resources).  Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> > program.  These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> > buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We
> > recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> > Good Luck,
> > Tech Support

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