Came from a ISP newsletter Virus List Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. Texas Virus: Makes sure it's bigger than any other file. Nike Virus: Just does it. Quantum Leap Virus: One day your PC is a laptop, the next day it is a Macintosh, then a Nintendo. Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Auckland, but your data is in Singapore. Bill Clinton virus: This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Parliament Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. Gallup Virus: 60% of the PCs infected will lose 38% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error.)
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