Funny#1
A man comes into a doctor's office. "Doctor" he says, "my wife is unfaithful to me."
The doctor - a GP - is puzzled. "I'm afraid you've got a wrong office" he says. "You need a specialist, perhaps a psychologist..."
"No, no, doctor" the man says, "you don't understand... When a wife sleeps around, a man gets a rack of horns on his head, right? I know my wife's untrue to me, and I've been feeling my head for a few months now... and nothing's growing..."
"Aaaah..." says the doctor, "now I understand... But you have to realize that this 'horns' business is just a phrase, an expression; a man doesn't grow real horns, when his wife's unfaithful."
"Thank God, doctor" says the man. "You've taken a load off my mind. I thought I had calcium deficiency!"
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Funny #2
A man in a village talks to another, accross the fence...
"Say, neighbour" he says. "If I bedded your wife, would we be in-laws, or something?"
"No..." replies the neighbour. "We'd be even."
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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