NEW DEFINITIONS FOR "POLITICALLY CORRECT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***********************************************************
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD -! She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7 She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 8. She does not NAG YOU TO DEATH - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 9. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - H! e has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 6. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. 9. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 10. That's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE Lynn [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
