From: B.B.
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding... Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Old Lady: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not? Old Lady I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it? Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk
if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his
car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The old lady steps out of her vehicle. Old Lady Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The old lady opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The old lady digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you
didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.
Old Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
MORAL:
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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