Have you ever telephoned a company and got a computerised voice telling you which number to press? This was sent to me by my DB (dear boyfriend) from a golf list.
ANSWERING MACHINE IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL “Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot Line. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 4,5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have short term memory loss, please press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’ t be crazy for ever. Jane Bawn email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
