>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in >their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for >him. >She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of >coffee in >front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the >wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip >of his >coffee. > >"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, >"Why are you down here at this time of night?" > >The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago >when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The >wife >is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and >sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies. > >The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you >remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car >making >love?" > >"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair >beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved >the >shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I >will >send you to jail for 20 years?'" > >"I remember that too" she replied softly. > >He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have >gotten out >today.
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