Lots of good jokes recently... Though I admit that it took me a few
seconds before I "got" this one :)
From: R.P.
After a many years of married life, a man finds that he is no longer
able
to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things
but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in
your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how
you could possibly be cured." And he refers the man to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch
doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a
year! All
you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner have to say is '1 2 3
4' and it
will go down. But be warned: after that, it will not work again for
another year!"
The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and eager to
surprise his wife, he can't wait to go to bed. They get in bed and he
says, "1 2 3", and just like magic, he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says,"What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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