Here's a whole bunch at once :D
FARTHEST AWAY
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking...
and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther
away......... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and
says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,
"I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday
you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The american said,
"We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what?
We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the
American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.
We're going at night!
WATCH
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond,
"they're watch dogs."
--
Ruth
Omnia vincit Amor;
et nos cedamus Amori. ~ Virgil
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