Dear Friends,
Whilst this is Australia orientated, I'm sure it could easily be adapted to 
other countries.
David in Ballarat

Some great ideas here that you would probably not think of.

Revenge on the Telemarketer

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1) The three little words : "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of 
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more 
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the Telstra's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know 
it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently 
completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other 
end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls 
and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales 
person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to 
immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as 
quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it 
kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your 
name in their system any longer !!!

3) Junk Mail Help:

When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 
ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail 
away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from 
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the 
return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?

It costs them more than the regular 50 cents postage "IF" and when they 
receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid 
of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage 
prepaid return envelopes.

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza 
coupon to Westpac. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send 
them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything 
you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them 
guessing! It still costs them $1.00

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their 
own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of 
all they're paying for it... Twice!

Let's help keep Australia Post busy since they are saying that e-mail is 
cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase 
postage costs again. You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work---- maybe you'll get very 
little junk mail anymore.

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