OK... A bit "risque", but very funny, which, IMO trumps the "filthy"
card.
From: J.F.
Once upon a time there were two brothers.
One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to
animals,
helped elderly neighbours, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close.
The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.
The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many
charities.
One day the evil brother died.
Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away.
He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before
me,
but I have not seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
"I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him
and
wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you the power to
gaze
into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before
long
he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of
beer, and
in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm
seeing.
I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a
beautiful
woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole
in
it. The blonde doesn't.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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