I'm pretty sure this one has been here before. But it's still amusing,
I think.
From: R. P.
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why
you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's
great! I
couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I
asked, "What
do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one
baby.
We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon
after
getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
had
a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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