A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday  morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes  to
your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing
in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED  CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING
GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE
BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each
other afraid to say anything

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back ! of the church, a little old 87
year old grandmother stood up and began to sing  "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

David in Ballarat

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