Two Irish engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, Looking up.

A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.

Paddy said: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but 
we don't have a ladder"

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and 
laid the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her 
pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen 
feet and six inches. She then walked off. Mick said: "Ain't that just 
like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length"

David in Ballarat 

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