Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?

A: Because he didn't have any attachments.


 * Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and
attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.


 * Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded
glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such rounded
shoulders.


* * *
Ricki in Utah

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