This may have been around before. But, today, I don't care. Today, I'm
as bubbly as a glass of best champaigne. Today, we started to sweep out
the Augias' stables (with Rumsfailed getting a rum bush. Er... a bum
rush. 2 months before the new! improved! Congress has convened!).
Here Comes the Sun (and more power to the Beatles, for writing that
song <g>)
From: S.D.
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde
at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5PM
news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money....
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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