I've always had a soft spot for "international bragging" jokes. When I
was 10, the one about an American, a Russian and a Pole bragging about
how long their "tools" were was an absolute favourite. You can always
tell "who wrote the joke", so to speak; that's the nationality that
ends up winning in the pissin' contest (the punch line in that long ago
joke was: "I lied too", says the Pole; "it is true that, when I go and
pee, 6 starlings perch one next to the other on my dick. But the 6th
one tends to slip off a bit"). Here's one from OZ:
From: D.C.
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an
overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last
night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and
this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she
adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me
she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to
you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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