OK, this one's a tad risque, and I -- probably -- should have distributed it only among the recipients of my subterrenean (spell?) "smut" list. But it came in response to my posting on chat, so I feel that chat can raise to the challenge and stop giggling like 10yr olds... :)

From: H.W.

Not sure if this would go down well on the list, but did you hear
about  George Bush,  John Howard (our Prime Minister), and Prince
Phillip?

At a boys night they were comparing the lenghts of their upright 'members'.

George Bush measured his,  it was 4 inches and the Stars and Stripes
was played.  John Howard measured his, it was 8 inches and Advance
Australia Fair was played.  Prince Phillip measured in at 12 inches -
and God Save the Queen was played!

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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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