A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he
said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a
special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to
have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What
a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did you manage that?" "I
switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
David in Ballarat
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