*Bad Day @ Hallmark.. ** *
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* Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad
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*M**y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!*
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* ** **H** eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in w! ith me. ** *
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*L** ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?' *
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*C** ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband. *
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*H** ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? *
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*I** 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.*
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*must admit, you brought Religion **into my life. **
I never believed in Hell until I met you. *
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*A** s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me. *
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*C** ongratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.*
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*H** appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in **Tennessee** **, **Kentucky** ,** **West Virginia** **&
of course Lodi )** *
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*H** appy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike! ** *
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*W** hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.*
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*W** e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop? *
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*I** 'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. *
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*C** ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? *
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*Y** our friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. *
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*So your daughter's a hooker, *
*and it spoiled your day** **.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.. *
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*Shere'e*
*Seattle, WA USA*
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