From: R.P.
His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a cell phone
to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin
engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the
airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar. He jumped in
with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once
in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley
and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the
hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded. 'And I
need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So,
what you're telling me, is ... you're NOT my flight instructor?'
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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