When there was nothing but bread to eat, we could make jam sandwiches -- tear a slice of bread in half and jam the two pieces together.

When I was about fifty, I learned that Mom thought she was fooling us!

I also learned that when I thought she was saying "Since there is nothing else to eat at the annual oyster supper, dip the broth off the oyster soup -- it doesn't taste *quite* as bad as the oysters themselves -- and try to pretend that you are eating potato soup.", she thought she was fooling me into thinking that she was giving me potato soup!

I suppose that since oysters were a rare and delectable treat, she couldn't comprehend how *vile* they taste. Every ten or twenty years I bite into an oyster because I can't believe that anything non-toxic can taste as bad as I remember them.

I'm about due.

Must be a recessive gene -- everyone else in the family adored oysters.

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