While I've been on holiday I visited Biggins and saw the most amazingly 
delicious coloured Finca threads that they are importing from Spain.  I suspect 
there will be some traditionalists who will be tempted to experiment with these 
fabulous colours!!!!!  I'm saving my pennies now for the Lace Fair at the NEC.

Rikki

How to wash the cat!

1.  Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2.  Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3.  Obtain the cat and carry to the bathroom.
4   In one smooth movement put the cat into the toilet and close both lids 
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he/she cannot escape).
5.  Flush the toilet three or four times (ignore the thudding on the toilet 
seat and the hissing, this is normal).  This provides a "power wash and rinse" 
which I have found to be quite effective.
6.  Have someone open the front or back door and ensure that there is no one 
between the toilet and the outside door as this will result in their 
hospitalization.
7.  Stand far behind the toilet as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8.  The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet like an electrocuted 
maniac and run outside spitting and screeching where he/she will sulk until dry. 
Sincerely
The Dog!!!

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