[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Imagine Starr finds the smoking gun in the Whitewater swindle. I can just picture it all now. The star witness (no pun intended) is revealed for the first time to be a 55-year-old accountant who found the line in the ledgers where the President cheated. The flashbulbs are popping as Joe Snuffle shows the photographers the pencil he used to mark the line. Women mob him for autographs. Men are jealous. They start reading accounting books so they can throw around words like debit to make themselves exciting on a date. Sidney Blumenthal tells reporters off-the-record he heard Joe wet the bed until he was ten. Robert Bennett tells the reporters that the Clintons donated all the money to the Salvation Army along with Bill's used underwear if they took it. James Carvill tells Sam Donaldson Joe lives in a trailer court and wears a toupee. Cokie Roberts is shocked that this was not revealed. People begin to question the motives of any accountant with a toupee. Why would he wear one except to entice women? Police begin to check lists of known sex offenders. Arlen Specter announces that there will be no hearings unless Mr. Snuffle can prove he didn't write the entry in the ledger. Accountants begin to say that any accountant can make an entry in the ledger and they don't want to be associated with fraud. After he loses his job, Joe Snuffle asks the Jones if he can sleep in their old Mercedes since the kids sleep on the couch. Starr asks Pepperdine if they still want him. Best, Terry "Lawyer - one trained to circumvent the law" - The Devil's Dictionary Subscribe/Unsubscribe, email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] In the body of the message enter: subscribe/unsubscribe law-issues
