"Ronald Helm" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:


CREATE YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THEORY!!
Choose one from each section:
Timothy McVeigh (or person of your choice) and...
    ___ OJ;
    ___ Vince Foster;
    ___ The Unabomber;
    ___ Deep Throat;
    ___ Jimmy Hoffa;
    ___ The National Geographic Society;
    ___ The cast of "Friends"
    ___ Other (fill in the blank)

In League with...
    ___ Heaven's Gate;
    ___ The Mickey Mouse Club;
    ___ The Church of Scientology;
    ___ The Trilateral Commission;
    ___ The AARP;
    ___ The Stanford Marching Band;
    ___ Barney
    ___ Other (fill in the blank)

Met Secretly...
    ___ Behind the grassy knoll;
    ___ In Jonestown;
    ___ On Hale-Bopp;
    ___ In a pumpkin patch;
    ___ On a blind date;
    ___ On the Geraldo Rivera Show
    ___ Other (fill in the blank)

To Plot the Destruction of...
    ___ The World Wide Web;
    ___ The National Endowment for the Arts;
    ___ Wal-Mart;
    ___ The New World order;
    ___ Professional wrestling;
    ___ Algebra
    ___ Other (fill in the blank)

In Order to...
    ___ Overthrow the government;
    ___ Lose weight;
    ___ Win the Lotto;
    ___ Get in touch with their feelings;
    ___ Find the real killers;
    ___ Make a bundle on movie rights;
    ___ Get chicks
    ___ Other (fill in the blank)
It's Fun!  It's easy!  Get yours theory distributed today!

They need to add James Earl Ray ...MLK.   Ron

Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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