Richard Soderstrom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: ---------- > netins.net> > Subject: Practice these Principles??? > Date: Wednesday, April 08, 1998 2:14 PM > > Aphorisms For Our Time > > 1. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > 2. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. > 3. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and > stupidity. > 4. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on > society. > 5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. > 6. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live > with. > 7. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. > 8. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where > you > left them to where you can't find them. > 9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. > 10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. = > COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you > live. > 11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that > nobody > appreciates how difficult it was. > 12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as > warning to others. > 13. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. > 14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the > average man can see better than he can think. > 15. Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to > > criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. > 16. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you > feel happy to be on your way. > 17. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. > 18. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. > 19 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. > 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. > 21. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. > 22. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. > 23. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is > research. > 24. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your > principles. > 25. Two wrongs are only the beginning. > 26. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. > 27. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. > 28. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > 29. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never > tried > before. > 30. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines. > 31. Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. > 32. Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. > 33. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. > 34. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. > 35. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. The dirty old Gandy Dancer Subscribe/Unsubscribe, email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] In the body of the message enter: subscribe/unsubscribe law-issues
