"Steve Wright" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
>
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
>He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
>
>He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9
Iron"
>
>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
>He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
>other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches
>from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
>
>The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
>you think frog?" the man asks.
>"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.
>
>The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the
>day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
>"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to
>"Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
>"Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man
>asks, What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.
>$3000,black 6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame,
>the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
>across the table.
>The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
>you.You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The
>frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all
>the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns
>into a gorgeous15-year-old girl.
>
>"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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Lifes a beach and I'm on it, Jah Wobble.
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