"Joan Moyer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
Hello Sue,
LOL! A nice way to start the day. :)
Joan
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> From: Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: L&I You might be a teacher if...
> Date: Saturday, March 14, 1998 12:20 AM
>
> Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
>
>
> Joan and Jackie ;
>
> I think you will like this one. :) Sue
>
> You might be a teacher if...
>
> You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all
> your holidays and summers free.
>
> You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
>
> You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report
> card.
>
> When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
> correct their behavior.
>
> When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food
> group.
>
> You think people should be required to get a government permit before
> being allowed to reproduce.
>
> You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
>
> You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could
> give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you
> heard it.
>
> Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this
> kid like this?"
> --
> Two rules in life:
>
> 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
> 2.
>
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