Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct 
slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and 
jewellery applications, which had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. 

In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as 
Romance and Personal Attention, and then installed undesirable programs 
such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer 
runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running 
Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, Desperate 

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Dear Desperate, 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 
is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You 
Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. 

Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as 
designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 
and Flowers. But remember - overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very 
bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law (it runs a virus in the 
background that will eventually seize control of all your system 
resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These 
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband. 

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and 
cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better 
running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie. 

Good Luck, Tech Support 





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