When I'm drunk the following are the funniest jokes in the world, when I'm sober I'm not so sure, what do you think....
my worst memory of primary school was the day the teacher asked me to take the Guinea Pig home for Christmas..... three weeks later I emerged blinking into the sunshine, disembarking off a boat at the Docks in the Capital of the West African Republic of Guinea. or Recently I was hearing whistles and beeps in my ears, so I thought I was suffering from Tinnitus - I went to my GP and they carried out the normal tests. This morning I returned for the results and it turns out its NOT tinnitus, but that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the whistles and beeps are in fact the Clangers and they're telling me to kill everyone. _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER (There's it)
