Drink required. Alec On 3 September 2011 07:02, Richard Naef <[email protected]>wrote:
> When I'm drunk the following are the funniest jokes in the world, when I'm > sober I'm not so sure, what do you think.... > > my worst memory of primary school was the day the teacher asked me to take > the Guinea Pig home for Christmas..... three weeks later I emerged blinking > into the sunshine, disembarking off a boat at the Docks in the Capital of > the West African Republic of Guinea. > > or > > Recently I was hearing whistles and beeps in my ears, so I thought I was > suffering from Tinnitus - I went to my GP and they carried out the normal > tests. This morning I returned for the results and it turns out its NOT > tinnitus, but that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the whistles and beeps > are in fact the Clangers and they're telling me to kill everyone. > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: > http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email [email protected] > > MARCHING ON TOGETHER (There's it) > -- Alec McQueen 0418 328967 _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER (There's it)
