> Who was that guy from Ireland, not the brightest button bless him - Trevor summat.
Trevor Carey, according to this drivel posted by some idiot in 2003. not only is Betty a man, his name rhymes with cock, he lives in a place called Barbaraville, a place completely without Barbaras I believe. Paul Cundell actually doesn't exist, but is a computer program running on a WAP PDA situated somewhere in Elland Road. The Reverend Lee doesn't go to church, but works at a library, Stotty's family DO NOT own "Stotts Cheese and Geese Emphorium" in Leeds, the little yellow daffodil is big, pink and irish, the King of Tonga lives somewhere north of London, Chantelle is the voice of football is Lord Didsbury, Niggy and Wiggy aren't the same people, although do go to alot of the same places, Maggie is a Barber and so is John, but Steve is a real one and lives in Scotland, pussaywalsh doesn't refer to Damian's lack of machoness, but cos he lives in france, his dad doesn't, but reckons he's the oldest on the list. Thirkers who may well be, lives in Whitby, with a badger and what he can't do with a picture frame isnt worth knowing. Dunderheads got a website something about Leather straps I believe. There used to be lots of Listers from Scandinavia and Australia but most pissed off when we got crap, but not Pete Castlehouse, cos he's was Yorkshire once. Nif lives with a Camel and a wife in the desert. Theres loads of Yanks, some like Women and Football, but Adrian Dingle Doesn't. Trevor Carey's light shone upon us for a short but intense time and having shone, fucked off somewhere else. Martyn Brown plays computer games for a living and has Worms (I, II III and :reloaded), Svein Kværnøy wrote some of championship manager and has obviously made up his own alphabet, you can't be a Leeds fan if you aren't born, wed and buried within 100yrds of Elland Rd, The Best Curry House is in Pudsey, but keeps moving, Alan Dellow is a Geordie and frankly must be cursing his crap football geography, Eric Barlier is ½ french and so am I unfortunatety we're both the rubbish surrender monkey half. Gav looks like Eric, Caddy Looks Like Batts, Jon Abbott looks like Bakke but moved to Lincolnshire to get away from the list, most leeds fans look like pricks with ears, talking of Pricks I do NOT look like Jamie Oliver, he looks like me. for each match lots of us go on IRC to smoke a virtual spliff and watch someone type "shit" alot when other teams score. We've got a mole, but he's a bit slow on the uptake. We have listers from every continent, race, creed, gender and sexual persuasion. we hate Manu, tho some of us not as much as we hate knuckledragging bigots who drag the name of our club thru the shit. Steve Sims is Welsh and is a Yorkshirephone, the Sheep get REALLY worried when he's around. Ed's hair reminds Verner of a girl and I knew his brother which shows its a small world. One of the James Lundon's on the List puts an A in the middle of his name so we don't confuse him with the other one (of which there are none), we have JOTL, BOTL, LOTL, MOALM, WATC-COE. Mike Sewell was on telly once and John Boocock is only off when hes on the radio, Mikes better half was Claire and may well still be but theyy dont come round here anymore. we all hate students, even Rod Woodmansey worked in the City, but disappeared after selling a Mr Ridsdale a very good long term bond scheme. everyoneelse works in IT. Its Marching ON Together not ALL! Guy Thornton's Junk Mail Filter only lets thru mail where the phrases "which pub" or "sex with goats" are included, on email many listers seem urbane and witty, but in real life aren't most list meetings are quiet affairs, full of embarrased silences, occasionally punctuated by Alan Edgars intestinal problem, thats if he's not late home to the wife. Paul Cadd likes sleeping abroad and is gradually working backwards thru his children in the hope of finding one who brings us luck, just as well we won last week with the youngest or next season he'd have had to bring along a bag of jism, again. We invented internet football, now everyone is better than us, just like england really. _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] PETE CASS (1962 - 2011) Rest In Peace Mate
