http://www.thescratchingshed.com/2012/01/hacking-shaun-harveys-inbox/
From : [email protected]
Date: 18th January 2011 AD, 08:54 GMT
To : [email protected]
Harvo,
WTF? Thought I’d told you the morons weren’t supposed to hear about the
Howson deal until April? FFS can’t I trust you to do anything!! Consider
your Metro pass and executive bathroom key revoked with immediate
effect. Was going to get a slap up dinner for the missus and me with
Delia if we kept that one quiet – you’ve ruined that you nincompoop.
As per the norm, please ensure transfer funds get banked to Teak
Holdings, and while we’re on that – where’s my F**king rent you idiot?
You know I use that account with my Dom Perignan supplier, got turfed
out when he found out i could only afford 14 crates of the stuff this
week – There isn’t a majestic wine warehouse in Monaco you idiot – get
it sorted.
I’m also waiting for the latest uptake figures on Project Meccano. We
should be flush now with that YTS kid off our wages and on his way to
the bumpkins, so for catering in Chateau Custard this weekend I’m
thinking 15 Gross of Russian Caviar, Some Californian Condor Eggs – Say
300? We could have an ‘Endangered Omelette special’ Yeah I like that –
get me some Bird of Paradise Eggs too – the wife loves those – little
tweeting b*stards.
I note your concerns that only 14 people are booked in to watch us play
Burnley this Tuesday night – but its money well spent isn’t it? If you
come up short, sell that Scottish lad – well sell them both, never
really liked the Scottish – all a bit bolshy for my liking, and prone to
going on strike.
Lastly I keep getting emails from that idiot Grayson – didn’t like him
on the generation game – and don’t like him now – I mean I pay him
£15,000 a year, he said it was his dream job, and apparently he now
expects me to spend some of my money on some ridiculous football team?!
Just make sure he doesn’t send me any more messages will you. I employed
Taff Williams to find all our players – who the hell does Grewson, think
he is?
Yours in hate
K
Written by Matthew Brown-Bolton
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